Dear Follower

Mind Two:

Ok so I was surfing the internet the other day (or reading a magazine, I don't really remember) and I came across this really funny site. It lets people write fake letters about anything. I am not going to give you the web address because I am selfish  and want it all to my self (and because I really can't remember it), but I will share some of them with you.

Dear The Movie,
Meh.
Sincerely, The Book.

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 5.
Sincerely, The Unicorns

Dear Homework,
They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
Sincerely, Summer

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, the Titanic

Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?!? I said I hate JUICE!
Sincerely, Hitler

Dear New Mexico,
Way to be creative with your name.
Sincerely, Mexico

Dear Americans,
You'd have cool accents too if you didn't throw all that tea in the water.
Sincerely, The British

Dear Gingers,
It could be worse.
Sincerely, Albinos

Dear Facebook,
Someday, they'll all leave you too.
Sincerely, MySpace

Dear Myspace,
I'm sorry, what was the name of your movie?
Sincerely, Facebook

Dear Rehab,
BRB
Sincerely, Lindsey Lohan

Dear Peanut Butter,
I saw you with chocolate. Don't think I don't know about banana too!
Sincerely, Jelly

Dear Math Teacher,
I know you think "real life situations" are fun, but that is not how I would find the height of the Empire State Building.
Sincerely, Teenager who knows how to use Google

Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a love story,
Its the story of a 3-day affair between a 13 year old and a 17 year old that ended in 6 deaths.
Sincerely, everyone who actually read the story.

Dear Hogwarts,
Do you have a foreign exchange program?
Sincerely, a muggle who really wants to be a witch.

Dear Tampon Inventors,
How awkward was it to pitch that idea to your co-workers?
Sincerely, I would have died laughing

Dear Guys Who Wear Skinny Jeans,
Wow you look really manly.
Said no one ever.

Dear Mother Nature,
I would like to cancel my monthly subscription.
Sincerely, women everywhere.

Dear Students,
I know when your texting.
Sincerely, no one ever looks at their crotch and smiles.

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Justin Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Twilight Fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.
Sincerely, Trekkies

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "Let's Yahoo! it".
Sincerely, Google

Dear Sirius Black,
What's your middle name?
Sincerely, I hope it's Lee.

Dear World,

Sincerely, ninjas

Dear Edward,
Your doing it wrong.
Sincerely, Dracula

Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the Half-Blood Prince?
Sincerely, Just Curious

Dear Bella,
Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sincerely, Coach Carr

Ok, I'll stop now. But seriously you guys, I have like 50 more.

Mind one.

Mind two just made me laugh until I did some majorly unnattractive snorting and hit my face on the desk. I tried finding this website, but I gave up and decided to be funny and brilliant on my own.

....Yeah, I got nothing. You win this round Mind two. But I did make cookies, so...IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!! Actually, I'll probably bring you one. Cause I'm a great blogmate like that. (See what I did there. Blogmate. I'm so smart)