Adam Levine

Mind one. (This post needs a rating, small childern stay out.)

Mind Two sidenote:
I thought you should know that Mind One is a X-rated Mary Poppins, so that should give you a good rating on this post.

Mind one.
Alright. I was going through our stats again. I know I know, I have a problem. But here is the bigger problem. This nifty little box tells us what google keywords had been used to find our blog, and the like, next to last keyword search, was "Adam Levine's Penis."

Ferreal guys? You can't just type whatever tickles your pickle into google search and think that you will be the only one to know about it. Obviously, I'm not an internet hacker or anything, but now I know that someone in the world, wants his penis. This is nothing new, every straight woman with a half of a brain wants it. Thats not my point, my point is, that you were so lonely and bored, you actually tried to google it. Adam Levine is not Pete Wentz, and much as I love Pete, he did in fact post his penis, (Petis. Haaa!!) on the internet. Adam did not. So lets calm down, you ball of raging hormones, and look at normal porn if its really that big of a deal. You'll probably see Christina Agu-howeverthehellyouspellit. Thats not a picture, video, or anything I ever wanna see.

By the way, exactly how many pages of google search results did you have to go through to find this blog. That is desperate my friend, desperate indeed. Disclaimer. Ceptionillionares does not posses a picture of Adam Levine's "No no square", and even if we did, it wouldn't go on the blog, we want the viewers to actually read to posts, not beat off. (Its bad for the keyboards and other electronics.)

Also, another keyword search. "Baby corn makes me feel like a giant." Once again, why in the holy hell where you even searching for this. What kind of sick freak are you? Do you get off on being bigger than a midget aborted corn fetus? Cause I have news for you, if you are truly that desperate, and feel that you must show your size dominion over ever little object, its likely you have a "little object" yourself. Is that what flicks your bean??  I'm sorry, that was vastly inappropriate. Whatever makes you feel nice. (Once again, not on the keyboard.)

There was also something about a three way. What the hell people. This blog does not even mention threeways. Until this post, but you made me do it. Its not my fault. So. Now there is a reason for "Three way" searches to toss up this blog. On like, the thirty first page of google searches. Or the sixty ninth. HA!

(I didn't think this post was going to be so perverted when I started it. Sorry.)

(Not so much.)

Mind Two:
I am not entirely sure I can top this or add anything that makes it anymore significant. But I will sum it up for you:
Don't ever do anything on the internet you don't want other people finding out about because even if you live in Marituas or wheretehheckinstan, we will know. Wonder Woman and Batgirl will know.
Also, homecoming is coming up and the theme is superheroes!! Guess who Mind One and Two are going as? (If you can't guess this, read some older posts and stop being a slacker.) I promise you we will post pictures because it will be EPIC!