Alright, I know this is kind of a repetitive topic, but I have a few new enlightenment's to share with you. Everyone talks about everything Disney taught them, but I am going to show you all my theories.
Disney taught me that I need to hang out in the woods more often.
Every Disney princess who has fallen madly in love, has fallen madly in love because of the woods. Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Belle (from Beauty and the Beast), Pocohontas, there is some debate over Mulan, and the girl from Tangled (the one with the long hair) (mind one here, really, the one with the long hair?? her name is Rapunzel, and opposed to the girl from tangled with the weave?). So ladies, if you want to find yourself a man, go camping or hiking or climb a tree. But seriously, if you have the sudden urge to get married, find a forest.
If you want incredible, flowing hair, throw away your hairbursh and make a raccoon your best friend. (Like Pocohontas, in case you didn't get that reference). Seriously, she has this amazing hair and not ONCE in the movie does she pull out her brush. It is all long and flowing, like a black waterfall. (M1 here. I like that by the way, its a gun, and now I shall refer to myself as M1, and your hair is red my friend.)
It is totally ok to talk to strangers, because if they happen to be handsome, you will marry them.
Really? Because if this were true, I would have been married 5 times by now. I thought these movies were supposed to be for little kids! Wrong! If you haven't seen the princess movies in awhile, go back and watch them and see how many of the dirty jokes you can catch.
Take that, Prince Charming!!
M1: I told you I would use this, and I shall.
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