Work makes me bi-polar.

Mind one:

I have a serious problem with treating all customers the same. I treat all of them nicely, but there are some serious differances.

My face when five screaming kids come in:

My face when a cute old couple comes in:

The tone of voice I use on grumpy middle aged butt wipes:

The tone of voice I use on alone old people:

What I sound like when putting in orders when its super slow:

What I sound like when putting in orders when its super busy as shit:

(Also how I talk when the customer is attractive.)

 Mind Two:

Hahahahaha I love these!! I shall now try to find some pictures that describe what I am like when I am working.

What I feel like before I know if someone is going to tip me or not

"How can I be of service to you?"

 How I feel after someone leaves without tipping

 How I feel when someone can't decide and then they change their mind forty times

 

 What I feel like when someone comes in with really cute kids...

 

 But I have to act like a professional

 What I feel like when I mess up and have to start over on an order

 Or

 

When I take someones order and then have to make them repeat it, they just look at me like

When the milk falls off the steamer and explodes over everything, I'm just like

And one more...

How I looked when my face smacked into the window (if you don't get this reference, read Take This Job and Shove It)

And how I felt...