So I watch a lot of movies. Like a lot of movies. And memorizing stuff isn't that hard for me, except when it comes to school. But since I watch a lot of movies, I know a lot of movie quotes. And when the opportunity comes up, I repeat them in context. So I was talking to my mom the other day and I started spouting quotes, and she asked me if I could talk in only quotes, none of my own words. And I realized that I didn't know. So she challenged me to write an entire blog post using only quotes. And I realize this part is breaking the rules, but this part doesn't count. So starting right now, I am talking in only quotes. And don't worry, I will let you know where each quote stops and starts. So mom...
(Read it like a conversation between two people)
"Challenge accepted!"
" Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Why do you say this to me when you know I'll kill you for it?"
"Not you, Fat Jesus."
"I'm going to punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm going to do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker."
"You're completely impossible and out of control, with some sort of drug problem and a fixation on what you consider Rick Von Sloneker's wickedness. You're a snob, a sexist, totally obnoxious, and tiresome. And lately, you've gotten just weird. Why should we believe anything you say?"
"
"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"
Mind one.
I too, watch an excess of movies, and also quote movies, daily. However, I feel that one quote, from one movie, will be enough to sum up this blog.
This is how I feel every time Mind two does some random post, and leaves it alone for months.
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