This is another X-Rated Mary Poppins post. Just saying
Okay, so I realize I probably opened the door on this one, but all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones. Googling things such as. "Adam Levine penis size" and "Adam Levine penis pics" is just not okay. Adam Levine clearly doesn't want you to see his penis, otherwise, you would be finding those pictures, and not our blog. Not that I don't want you to find the blog, and read it, and love it. But I don't want you to find the blog while on a penis hunt. Please come back and read our blog after you finish...whatever it is your doing. (NOT ON THE KEYBOARD!!!)
Okay, I just watched O' Brother where art thou? and now I made myself think of a quote.
"Oh George, not the livestock."
So I am going to rewrite this quote as.
"Oh reader, not the keyboard."
STOP SEARCHING FOR HIS PENIS. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO FIND IT. And if, dear reader, you just feel you cannot live without seeing his penis. Find him, and ask him politely, like any sane, normal female.
Mind Two:
I would just like to point out that Mind Two is sticking to this whole different font thing even if Mind One won't and even if it is a pain. But I am still doing it because I am a good blogger.
Also this "all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones." just made me laugh hysterically. And I have no idea why.
So for all ya'll horny women, here are a few pictures that made me think of you.
"I finally found Adam Levine's penis!"
This is the face you probably made when you found out other women were googling Adam Levine.
"I will cut you"
"This blog is NOT Adam Levine's penis."
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