Snake!!!!

Mind one.

Alright, one of my biggest pet peeve's in the world is repeating shirts. Wear the same jacket every day! Cool bro, I'm digging your hoodie. Wear the same jeans twice in one week!! I love your jeans giiiiirl. Wear the same shirt four days out of seven. Kill yourself.

I understand having a favorite shirt, I happen to have one myself, I'll probably even post of picture of me wearing it down here somewhere in this general area right hurr. (Alright, the only picture I could fnd of this shirt has three other people in it, ignore them and focus on the redhead in the black shirt!!! And for those of you who can't read, it says "Cool story bro, tell it again")

I even understand having a limited budget, creating a limited wardrobe. I also happen to have this myself, so I get it. You my dear lady, (I will not name you here, but you know who you are, and anyone from my school reading this, you know too.), don't have a problem with the second issue, you've made that pretty clear. So all I can assume is that you just really enjoy pissing me off. I'll list some other reasons for my belief that you're trying to drive me round the bend.

1. You go out of your way to stand right in front of me, when I'm trying to talk to a teacher. I can have a conversation with the teacher, I promise you, the school allows that. You do not have to put your self directly in front of my face and distract the teacher. Attention whores are not attractive.

2. Two words about your make up. Rose Art. You must go at your face with crayons, and not the expensive, cool Crayola's with the built in sharpener, but the cheapy, Rose Art crayons that are all seriously offensive colors. It's called a make up brush, not a paint roller. I hope you never break a sweat in class, because if it did you would have darker stripes down you face, than a tiger does on his ass.

3. You talk funny.

4. No really, you have a speech pattern never before seen on the face of the earth.

5. I'm serious, if one of the munchkins off The Wizard of Oz, had a baby with an Oompa Loompa off Willy Wonka, your voice would annoy the hell out of the baby.

6. You have this really annoying way of flirting. It's all cool if you like a guy, but thrusting your crotch in his face, is a little desperate. Calm down.

 

I could keep going, but that would just be mean. Oh wait, I feel like that line may of already been crossed. OH WELL!!! Basically, I can't even stand to look at this girl, and I have three, count them, three classes with her. Someone's gonna die.