Oh yeah! Blog post yeah!!

Mind one.

Have you ever found yourself developing a seriously annoying speech habit, and you have no idea where it's coming from. Such as how some people throw the word like around like cocaine at Charlie Sheens birthday. I have an even more annoying habit bubbling up like toxic sludge. I now suddenly, for no apperant reason, like to throw the word "yes?" at the end of every sentence. It's like suddenly I cannot make a statement and everything must be put in question form.

I also just noticed that since I used throwing "like" around, I've used the word like in every sentence. Gah.

This yes habit makes me sound foreign... I sound like Fez off That 70's show, when really I'm much more like Hyde. It's starting to get annoying, hearing myself phrase everything as a question.

"I like that color, yes?"
"I love these cookies, yes?"
"I'm retarded, yes?"

I finally kicked the habit, but now I have a worse one. It's called. "I watched too much jersey shore with the troll and now I constantly quote it!" I just can't win.

"Oh yeah! Blog post yeah!"
"Grenades everywhere!!"

Mind Two:
I have that problem too sometimes. I watch a lot of really funny movies and then start quoting them and people look at me like I belong in a metal hospital.

"I prefer the velociraptor because you can also gently bite or claw people."
"I will blow your face, clean off your face."
"I'd give her a HAH! And a HI-YAH! And a WOO-AH! And then I'd kick her sir."
"Your killing me, Smalls."
"You think I'm gorgeous. You want to hug me. You want to kiiiisssss me."
"Your my new partner. You have to like me. And...and protect me if someone tries to shooot at me."
"Shut up you little potlicker. I'll put you in the microwave."
(In a really deep voice) "I don't like you anymore. Ha ha ha."