I came across this website that had reasons why bands made entirely of boys were better in the 90's. Let me give you some of there examples.
1. They were competitive.
2.They were athletic.
3. They were great with cheetahs.
4. They weren't afraid to segregate uglier members.
5. They had awesome hairstyles, like Justin Timberlake's ramen noodle hair.
6. Or Chris Kirkpatrick's pineapple hair.
7. They had members that looked like Jesus.
8. They liked to imitate Tinker Bell.
9. They were pimps, but made sure they still included family.
If you want to see more of these and some of the actual captions go to http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/reasons-why-90s-boy-bands-were-the-best-boy-bands.
Now, Mind Two will show you more hilarious pictures of the 21st century boybands. Yay!!
1. They think they look sexy while actually looking gay.
(Mind one wants to point out the sexy set of abs to the right...)
(Mind Two would like to point out that no matter how gay, abs are always sexy. And also sexy abs guy has half of his boxers hanging out. That trend originally started in prisons, where it meant you were available to other men. So gay, but nice abs.)
2. They think they are being funny while dressed in...jogging suits??
3. They wear suits to look older.
4. They wear real suits to try to appear less gay. (Heads up guys, Neil Patrick Harris wears a suit.)
5. They dress up like superheroes to...I have no idea on this one.
6. They appear with sparkly lights and try to copy Flynn Rider's smolder. FAIL!
(Mind one...You broke my smolder!!!)
7. They just dress weird and hope that they can pull it off.
And that is all Mind Two has. Now Mind One will make some comment about how hilarious I am and she laughed until she peed and then add on. Mind One...
Mind one.
I did snicker once or twice but even Mind Two has to admit that some of the boy singers from today are down right attractive. (Mind Two: Yes they are but no one could ever pull off Justin Timberlakes ramen noodle hair.)
Such as.
Adam Levine
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