All Signs Point To Wonder Woman

Mind Two:

Mind Two has become Wonder Woman and I even have my own water boy.

(Mind one has a picture for this post.)

So my brother is on the all-star baseball team and we had to go all the way to La Grande for his tournament. It was a really long drive and then there was a bunch of thunder and lightning, but there was one good thing that came out of it. I discovered that I am Wonder Woman.
Mind One and I were texting about this and the conversation went like this:

M1:Party at the Sage at 7!
M1: COME SAVE ME!
M2:Why?
M1: Cause I miss my mind:)
M2: Awww I miss my mind too:) but wonderwoman can't save you tonight, she is in La Grande for her brothers baseball tournament:(
M1: DAMNNATION:(
M1: Why do you call yourself wonderwoman?
M2: Umm cause i should be wonderwoman but the people who gave out superpowers forgot mine and also i think i would look fantastic in the wonderwoman outfit.

Just to clarify, the old wonderwoman outfit, not the new one.

 This.                  Not This.

Yes, that should be me. Anyway, there were more texts after that but they may not be totally appropriate and I don't want to offend anyone so I won't put them on here.

While I was texting Mind One, I happened to be at a Chinese restaurant. I opened my fortune cookie and guess what it said?
"You are the master of every situation"
I kid you not. That is exactly what it said.

I have this great habit where I save all the really good fortunes that I get at Chinese restaurants. I was putting this one in my wallet and found another fortune and guess what it said?

"You love the spotlight, become an entertainer"
No way!! Let me piece this together for you.

Wonder woman fights crime and is basically amazing, so she is the master of every situation.
Wonder woman is in the spotlight ALL THE TIME. So obviously, she loves it.

I got those fortune cookies!! They are telling me that I am wonder woman.

And as for the water boy, I was texting my friend and I told him my wonder woman story and he said you aren't pretty enough to be wonder woman.

M2:Well you aren't cool enough to be spiderman.
Friend: I don't want to be spiderman, I am already superman.
M2: Umm no. Not even close.
Friend: I am closer to being superman than you are to being wonderwoman.
M2: Umm no. Maybe you could be like wonderwomans water boy or something but not superman.
Friend: I would rather be the real superwomans water boy than yours.

And then the rest was just me saying I was wonderwoman, not superwoman and him calling me a bunch of names.

So my friends may not be supportive of my double identity, but my readers should since I clearly explained it to them.

Mind one.

I am batman. Mind two is my robin. That is all. (Mind Two: I find this offensive. Why do I have to be robin?)

We don't look like this though. (Maybe just in PE)

More like this!!!! (Mind one.)

And this!! (Mind two.)