Normally I get pissed when other countries copy America's shit, but in this one case, I shall forgive it. Australia's got talent, discovered what is possibly the most attractive boy I've ever seen. I very muchly want to savagely attack him. And he sings like an angel. His name is Bobi Andonov, and he is the best thing to happen to Australia since Quigly down under. Just...LOOK AT HIM.
Troll wants to feature in the blog. (Fair warning, troll has the mouth of a drunk truck driver watching porn)
Troll!!!
It is my time to shine. AHHAHAHAHAH. Well, now that I have this chance to say whatever the hell my little trollish ass desires.......im not exactly sure what I should say. This Bobi character is pretty much the sexiest thing since sliced bread. Which isn't exactly very sexy. But he's fine. you get the point. Have you heard his voice? it sounds like Mariah Carrey had sex with Adele and had a sexy, angelic voiced baby! And that baby had sex with brad paisley, who then had a threesome with Brantley Gilbert and Carrie Underwood. Yes. HE'S THAT GOOD. When he jizz's it probably slides out in a magical pool, and that pool sings the national anthem! His babies will probably pop out of whatever woman is lucky enough to birth his sexy babies, and sing us a new hit single that will make dozens of teenage girls to think naughty thoughts and charge at his man sword in a rampage of teenage hormones. He's hot. Troll, over and out.
Mind one
Well, that was faintly disturbing, I can literally smell the troll in heat. And trust me, a troll in heat is not a pleasing scent. It smells like bath and body works sweet pea, cooking hamburger, and dr. pepper. Picture that if you can. Well, scent picture...whatever. Seriously though. Look this boy up, or troll will find you, and rape your couch.
Mind two, your turn!! Good luck following that.
Mind Two:
Ok, America is great and all but everybody knows that Australia has the hottest guys. Ever. Which is why I am going to vacation there for many many days.
Mind One, I hate to rain on your parade, but this picture makes him look a little...gay. And like a creeper. And why are his eyes closed??
(Because he is sexy, and shirtless, and just down right attractive, so he may pose gay all he pleases.)
Ok, I am done dissing him. I did look him up because I happen to like my couch very much and would rather it not have to go through troll raping it, and he does sing really good. But, because I don't find him near as attractive as you do, I shall now call him Boobi. Which is what I read when I first saw his name.
Ok I lied. I am not done dissing on him. He looks like he is 12. Maybe 13, but that's it.
(HE IS SEVENTEEN!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S LEGAL! ITS NOT RAPE!!!)
So really, Mind One?? You chose a gay 12 year old for the most attractive boy you have ever seen?
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