Awkwardddddd.......

Mind one:
I am seriously starting to abuse the phrase "That awkward moment when..." So I'll write down some of my favorites for you guys..
"That awkward moment when you want to follow Hyperbole and a half, but it has the Maximum number of followers."(Seriously now?? You can limit followers? That's like trying to limit popularity.)

"That awkward moment when someone quotes your own blog back at you., and you don't recognize it."

"That awkward moment when someone tells you an awkward moment while your writing about awkward moments."

"That awkward moment where your new friends girlfriend gives you a psycho glare while your talking to him, and he doesn't introduce you."

"That awkward moment when the awkward moment above this one is really specific and now people know exactly what your talking about."

"That awkward moment when I should really delete it, but I'm not coming up with as many of these as I thought I would."

"That awkward moment when you have to google more awkward moments."

"That awkward moment when you tell a friend "BRB" and then forget about them."

"That awkward moment when you go scuba diving, yell that you see a baby whale, but it's really just Adele rolling in the deep."

"That awkward moment when you look smoldering sexy in the mirror, take a picture, and look like a troll."

"That awkward moment when you hit your own banana in Mario cart because your retarded and threw it in front of yourself." (Mind Two: Happens to me ALL. THE. TIME.)

"That awkward moment where you drop your cocaine in the snow, then its lost."

"That awkward moment when you wake up and your friends arm is across you and your spooning like an old married couple."

"That awkward moment when a girl has so much make up on your not sure if she had just got back from paint-balling, or if she got into a fist fight with a box of Crayola's."

"That awkward moment when your on a real blogging roll and the bells about to ring."

"That awkward moment when your doing a field event in track, and your in the hole, and your the only one that giggles."

"That awkward moment where  you hide in your closet hoping to find Narnia, and get taken to Monsters inc. instead."

"That awkward moment when you look across the room and Mind two is writing on a different blog post at the same time."

"That awkward moment where I just notice I started this post twice...."

Mind Two:

I don't have very many of these because I never say this. Ever. I am pretty sure I have used this phrase like once in my life. I will try to come up with some.

"That awkward moment when you go to hug someone super sexy and your face hits the mirror."

Yep, that's all I have.