CAPSLOCK FOR THE BRAIN!!

Mind one. (Billie)
Have you ever had a day where your mind seems to be stuck on capslock? I do, like three times a week. Which is three fourths of my school week for you math wizards, that do not cheat on anything...*cough cough* Mind one. (Brain? Why do you keep trying to spell cough like couch?)
Anyways. It seems that a regretful amount of my internal thinking throughout the week seems to be done in all capital letters. This sort of thinking is usually reserved for moments of extreme stress, or irratation. At least for most people. For me, almost anything is mental capslock worthy.

"I DO NOT WANT ANY MUSTARD ON MY SANDWHICH!!!!"

"I CAN SEE YOUR PANTY LINE THROUGH YOUR SUPER TIGHT DRESS!!! WEAR A THONG!!!"

"SHUT UP! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!"

"OH MY GOD. A MOTORCYCLE JUST DROVE BY!!"

"THE ANSWER IS 4!!!! FOUR!!!"

"DO NOT LOOK AT ME TEACHER. I KNOW NOT THE ANSWER!!!"

"I SAID NO MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!" *wild dinosaur snarling noises*

Honestly, I dont know why my brain does this. It will keep this up all day long. I'm mentally screaming at my self over nothing. It seems like I feel like I need to be screamed at to accomplish anything.

"DON'T SAY THAT!!! YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF THE DRAMA!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! ARE YOU STUPID? HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO CLASS???"  No I haven't. Jerkface. Cause you keep screaming at me!!!!!

I need therapy. I get into shouting matches in my head. With myself....wow....

Mind Two

Mind One you are a complete genius. This explains so many things. Like the fact that I used about a bazillion all-caps words in my last few posts. And the fact that I had to retype like so many times just now that my fingers hurt. And I never actually cheated so much as didn't finish the assignment and then read off a completely different score. Doesn't matter though. Math still sucks, no matter how you look at it.