A Blog and a Half

 Mind Two

Ok so I think it's fess up time. While everything Billie and I have said on here is true (or at least as true as it needs to be), we probably never would have thought of this blog if it hadn't been for Allie Brosh's blog-Hyperbole and a Half. She is actually the person who inspired it. See, Billie and I are a little, tiny, bit obsessed with this blog. She is honestly one of the funniest people I know. You should see her Facebook photo. (No, of course I haven't been stalking her Facebook page.) With this blog, Billie and I figured if there were two of us, we could at least be half as funny as she is.

When I first started reading her blog, I was so happy. I would sit in library aide and laugh till it hurt instead of doing my homework. When I found her email address, I was ecstatic. (Let me show you a picture.   :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D) I immediately emailed her and waited patiently like a little kid waiting for ice cream. It didn't come that day, so I waited a week. Still no reply. I was so sad. My heart was slowly breaking. I still have not received any form of reply, whatsoever.

So now I have a dilemma. Part of me wants to send her so many emails that her inbox will be full of my name and nothing else. This way, she will be forced to respond, not seeing any other messages. Another part of me is just all like "Dude, chill. Seriously." This part is the more sensible side. Maybe I will listen to it. Or not. The email thing sounds pretty great. Maybe I should just post this post on her Facebook wall. Then she will most likely read it and find out about how she broke the heart of a very young, extremely pretty, and incredibly awesome, girl. (That's me, case you didn't get it).

Mind one.

Mucho kudos to Ms. Allie indeed. I love her blog, it's the best thing since white bread. And I seriously love white bread. I just tweeted her. Yes, I created a twitter for the blog. I'll include the thingy for the thing later once I figure out what in the name of Zeus twitter is even about. Mind two is completely right. We are obsessed. I've checked the tweet like seven times in the last ten minutes. I feel like a meth addict, watching my dealer hide just around the corner. (Drug reference. Sorry) Hyperbole and a Half is amazing. It made me laugh until I cried. Then it would sneak attack me in the middle of a test. I'd be sitting there trying to factor a quadratic equation. And all my brain would come up with was a defeated sounding voice "Whaht ith thish shaht?" (Spahgetti Nadle reference). I lost what was left of my mind trying to contain the giggles. Im sure I sounded like a drowning hippo trying to learn conversational french. (Pure poetry right there)