"My butt looks nice from this angle!"

Mind one.
Question of the day. Supposedly, when your head is chopped off, your brain lives for a full eight seconds. So could you actually check out your dead body, before its actually dead, and could you actually talk? I would love to know this. Could I go piss off some random French man, and get guillotined?? If I did, I would run a commentary for him.
"Mother of god sharpen that thing!!!"

"This isn't bread cutting son!"

"OH! Thats nice, you missed a spot, did you think I wanted to be like Nearly Headless Nick?"

"Why are you wearing pink socks???"

Seriously, if someone really decides that they need to kill me, do me a favor and strap me to a block and guillotine me. Answer one question for me on my way out!!!

Mind two.
If you ever find yourself in a situation where a guillotine is involved and your head is in it, remember this. You have eight more seconds after the initial head chopping. Eight seconds of pure torture. It's like bull riding except there is no big golden trophy at the end and no cash prize, only heaven. Or hell depending on who you are. There is one upside, though. If your head was chopped off and rolled away to face your body, you could check yourself out. "Hey everybody! Look at how good my butt looks from this angle!!" Then they would all run over and start checking you out. Except by the time they got there, your eight seconds would be up and you couldn't see them checking out your body. Sad day.