Communists and Nazi's

Mind one.

Some of you may be confused by this blog title, and honestly, I understand. It's an odd title, but calm down dear readers, all will be explained. You can't rush greatness, imagine what would of happened if Gandalf would of rushed his fight with the Balroc?? Or if Legolas would of rushed his shot on the cave troll?? Or if Peter Pan had rushed his flight back through London and never met Wendy?? Think about where our world would be. (Yes, its faintly disturbing that I have two Lord Of the Rings references and one Peter Pan.) But I was cruising through the Blog statistics the other day, and I noticed that we have over 1,000 page views. That's epic, thank you guys, your amazing, keep on reading!!! I was curious too see where all of you attractive people live so I went to this nifty little tracker thing that tells us page views by country. We have three countries following us. This surprised me, I was expecting only Americans. However, we also have readers in...Germany...and Russia. I can see it clicking in your heads now. The title makes sense. You're picking up what I am laying down. Now I do not mean to offend you, my little foreign friends. I love you! I just find it amusing.

In my family, you have me and my stunning wit and humor, however, I'm a little harsh, and blunt. You also have my mom, who is slightly less funny, and tends to filter her thoughts before they come out of her mouth, I blame growing up in a town with a population under two hundred. Then you have my Grandpa, my Papa, who is an older, funnier, smarter, manlier, blunter, harsher, more forward version of me. It's great, he doesn't care what you think, and he will tell you this. Also you have my uncle, and his girlfriend who...for lack of a better name...I will call Boobs. Boobs does in fact have Boobs, but that's not important. Boobs is a very opinionated Basque lady, and a Liberal. Yes lets all shiver and hiss at her in unison.

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After meet Boobs for maybe the second time, and getting into the political discussion, my papa decides that Boobs is ready to be included into the family. And promptly starts calling her "The Communist." My nickname seems so much nicer doesnt it now? Anyways. That little side story was just to point out the irony that Boobs a.k.a. "The Communist" could be reading my blog, at the same time as some poor innocent in Russia, formerly a communist state. There is irony here. You just have to look hard enough.

As for the Nazi part. Come on. Like you expect me to let that one go. Seriously?

Mind Two:

Oh. My. Gosh. I can't believe we have that many viewers!! And how legit is it that most of them are from another country. And by the way, the fact that Mind One named her Boobs made me laugh extremely hard. If I ever have to meet her, I know I will accidently call her that. That would be extremely awkward.