Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Drinkers ed

Mind one:

The other day in drivers ed, we began to notice this horrific repition of events in class. The same set of annoying habits or happenings would repeat themselves. Over and over again... It's the kind of repition that inspire drinking games. And it did. We decided that since we were covering drinking and drugs in class that day we should base a drinking game off of our Drivers Ed class. Needless to say neither of us busted out a fifth of whiskey and started actually doing shots, but we did set down some guidelines. (Please, do not try this at home, you will die. Multiple times.)

Rules
1. You must only play this game while in a Drivers E.d. classroom.
2. You may never play this game without the presence of one or both of the minds.
3. You cannot create anymore rules after doing more than two shots.
4. You have to finish the game once its started.
5. You may not set a shot limit maximum.
6. The shots must be about someone else in the classroom.
Mind Two:

I am not going to tell you what all of the shots were for. Honestly, it's extremely insulting to certain people and probably a little racist. Also, i would really like to pass drivers ed so I can get my license...soon. (Ok, I will tell you one. Three shots everytime you get caught doing shots in Drivers Ed. But that is the only one I am going to tell you.) I will tell you this: we were up to 109 shots. That was just the base count, no repeats included. We figured that by now, with those 109 shots, we had probably died 3 times and our ghosts were dancing on tables and entering in wet t-shirt contests. (I know what your all thinking. Don't worry, we were totally winning.)

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