Mind Two's Thank You

I just wanted to say thank you to all of you out there reading this. It makes me like I have accomplished something in my life. It also gives me an extreme sense of power, like I could walk around wearing heels and a Bluetooth and buy the crown jewels...just like that cell phone company commercial, except with taller heels. And now to thank all of you...I will post a picture of me with the crown jewels when I buy them.

Actually, today has kind of been a bad hair day, so instead I will just tell a funny story.

How about a PE story?

Mind One and I are complete geniuses. I mean, I am sure you probably already knew that because of our other posts, but I really mean it.

In fact, most of our ideas come to us during PE. The teacher makes us do a warmup exercise and then we go into the weight room and work out. The warmup isn't really a warmup because it is still pretty hard. One of those warmups is the 12 minute cardio run where we run around the track for 12 minutes. Mind One prefers to call it the 12 minute pretend-you're-running-so-luby-doesn't-rip-your-spleen-out-through-your-nose-runs. I agree. It is more like jogging/walking and praying no one laps you...which someone always does. Show offs. The good thing about these runs are that they are great for brainstorming. That is where Mind One and I come up with most of the ideas for our posts. Or in the weight room. Which I prefer to call the put-on-2 1/2-pound-weights-so-it-looks-like-you-are-working-hard-and-luby-won't-rip-your-spleen-out-again-room. This happens to be the very room where we came up with the idea for the "My butt looks nice from this angle" post and another post about butts which you will probably be seeing soon. Sometimes our conversations worry me.