Mind two has balls in her hair...

Mind Two:

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you had to say something totally weird? Something that you thought you would never have to say. Or something that somebody else says and you can't help but laugh? It's just the right combination of words that make it seem weird. It happens to me all the time. Let me give you a few examples:

"Do I have any balls in my hair?"
"Don't throw Skittles at that horse!"
"Don't hit me in the face with a bike!" (Kid History Quote. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80entLldZOg)
"Don't stab your sister with a fork!"
"Try not to drive on the side of the hill next time."
"Did you really think it was smart to stick the eraser up your nose?"
"Please get your foot out of my pants."

Mind one: Now I can add on to this!!

"Let me in there's rapists out here!!"
"No mom, stop dancing with my boyfriend..."
"I dont trust your feet."
"Did you just rip ass in the kitchen?"
"Dont pet me...."
"You should be barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen!!" (Sadly, I was told this after dying my hair red.)
"No mom. I will not tackle boyfriend."
"No mom, I will not let you lick my face."
"No step-boyfriend, its not okay to lock me out of the car WHEN THERE ARE RAPISTS OUT HERE!!"
"Don't make me go out this window."
"Why are you looking at me like you want to rape me?"
"No mom, I will never embarass you in my blog."

And this one is just for Mind two to see!! :D
"You know what they say about big noses...."
I'm tired of these one-liners. Awkward story time!!

Picture this. We are on break from, GUESS WHAT, drivers e.d. I'm standing at a water fountain, all I want at this moment, is refreshment. But no. That's not all I get. My best frined. (Thats an intentional typo. I'll tell that story sometime) Is standing next to me, you would think, being friends since I was three and she was two, I could trust her? Wrong... So very wrong. I'm just about to get my drink when suddenly. Something just touched my butt. What the hell? I spin to look, and all I see is a grinning freshman and my best frined standing there with a perfect what the #$%@ expression. This randomer totally grouped me at a water fountain... I'm staring at him trying to decide if I should kill him now, then run screaming, or run for a while, make a loop and kill him on my way past. Right about now is where Frined loses it and starts laughing hysterically. She waited until there was a random kid walking past, rear ended me, then faked suprise. I didnt know she was this good. Well played Frined, but now its my turn. *insert creepy saw movie laugh.*