Math Not Being Used In Real Life Part 2

I promised you guys the list of things that would be more fun than writing a trig paper...so here ya go.

1. Shoving a red hot ice pick through our temples.
2. Stepping on a landmine.
3. Getting a Grand Piano dropped on us.
4. Undergoing open heart surgery. …Without anesthetic.
5. Dipping our legs into a bucket of highly concentrated Hydrochloric acid.
6. Getting shot in the face. …With a bazooka.
7. Being dragged behind a train all the way to New York.
8. Going for a swim with man-eating sharks. …With an open wound.
9. Going deep sea diving. …With a boulder tied to our ankles.
10. Jumping out of a plane. …With a parachute that won’t open.
11. Doing the running of the bulls. …In a wheelchair.
12. Being dropped into a pit of asps. …Without Indiana Jones there to get us out.
13. Running a marathon. …On our hands.
14. Being a crash test dummy.
15. Being beat mercilessly by a black belt in karate.
16. Taking a baseball bat to the skull. …Repeatedly.
17. Repelling. …Alone. …With a frayed rope.
18. Being hit by a semi-truck. …Doing 80 on the interstate.
19. Getting trapped in a horror film.
20. Going bungee jumping. …With a “friend” that is trying to kill us.
21. Getting trampled by a crazed herd of elephants.
22. Being thrown out of a spaceship. ...Without a spacesuit or oxygen tank.
23. Hang gliding. …With a holey hand glider.
24. Getting eaten by an anaconda.
25. Committing mass suicide.
26. Hugging a hobo. (Mind Two came up with this one...all by herself!!)
27. Getting put into a wood chipper.
28. Getting a severe case of smallpox.
29. Slamming our heads in a car door.
30. Eating a stick of lit dynamite.
31. Being buried alive.
32. Cutting our hearts out. ...With an extremely dull butter knife.
33. Be thrown off the top of the Empire State building, by Hungarian Terrorists.
34. Being chased around by a psycho ax-murderer.
35. Writing a paper about anything else in the entire world.

Mind one!! :D

1. playing rock paper scissors with Edward Scissor hands
2. knuckle bumping freddy Kreuger.
3. Trying to remove your own tonsils with a chainsaw
4. Getting your heart cut out with a rusty spoon.
5. Spooning with Jabba the hut.

I give up. I'm going to go eat sour patch kids now...