I will never be able to crawl around on the floor and sing "Baaabbbbbyyyy" while Patrick Swayze just stares at me all sexy.
In the sexiest black tank top ever.
I will never get to see this in real life.
Nor will Patrick Swayze ever teach me how to dance/dry hump.
He will never let me put my arm around him while we contemplate deep and meaningful things. Never.
Patrick Swayze will never randomly pull me up on stage to dance with me and romantically kiss my hand in front of the whole entire world, including my parents.
He will never let me grab his perfectly toned abdomen when I am about to fall off a tree.
He will never be looking only at me while a scantily clad woman dances RIGHT BEHIND ME.
He will never lift me out of the water above his head, nor will I ever be able to fall on top of him.
He will also never run his hands down my side and make me laugh because I am ticklish.
Patrick Swayze will never tell me to keep in my own dancers space, because I will never be that close to him.
Patrick Swayze will never say to me "Nobody puts baby in a corner". Never.
He will never hold me while he is shirtless.
I HATE MY LIFE.
I was going to freak out. WHO doesn't love Dirty Dancing??? Then I read it. ^5's to Mind 2.
ReplyDeleteI am really not Anonymous. I am Mind 1's granny.