Mind One is going to kill me for saying this, but I really hate football. Like a lot. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Why do they always feel the need to stare each other down before they start the play?
And why do they always have to call time when one little guy gets knocked down? Can't they just let them fight it out?
I also don't understand the hand signals the referees use.
What is this supposed to mean?
"Do some pull-ups and stop being a wuss!"
Walk like an Egyptian.
GOAL! We won!
I can't watch! It's too horrible!
GO SIT IN THE TIME OUT CORNER! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TACKLE THAT GUY!
And then you grab the other players wrist, like this, and nicely walk him back to his end of the field.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! THIS is how you're supposed to hold the ball!
If I hold my arms like this, I can deflect all the fans whiny bitching, Wonder Woman style. DEFLECT!
This is a shitty game. ANYONE come pick me up!
High fives all around!
This is the west side, bitch!
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT. Looks like someone was jealous of Beyoncé.
OH MY GOD PASS IT I"M OPEN!
I don't even know what is happening! Let's just free hand this one!
Ummm, I have a question.
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