Sadly, my day requires pants.

Mind Two:

I hate those days where as soon as you get up, you have this immediate feeling of dread because you know you have to put on pants. Just me? Well I still think pants are ridiculous. They aren't even that comfortable. Sure, they are considered casual, but not as casual as sweats. I would wear sweats every day of the week if my brother would stop telling me I looked like a homeless grandma the minute I put them on.

There are only two great things about jeans. First, they make you look fantastic. Have you ever heard of someone checking out a girl in sweats? No. It doesn't happen. Second, I can't think of another reason. They still pretty much suck.

And what about shorts? Those things are amazing. Way more comfortable than pants and they make most people look better. Shorts are pants made awesome. It's like all of the greatness of pants made simpler. I think everyone should start wearing shorts, even when it's cold. Maybe then Mother Nature would get the message that we don't want it to be cold and start making it summer all year long. Then school would get cancelled and students everywhere would rejoice. There is no downfall to this.

Mind one:

Screw pants!!!! Whoooooo!!! NO MAS PANTELONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would be so excited if we didn't have to wear pants. I mean, I love my Wranglers to death, and they make my butt look great!!! Moving past that. I don't have a brother to tell me I look like a homeless grandma, I do however have a Step boyfriend that tells me I look like hobo hooker. So it's a great compromise. But come on people, lets start a revolution!! Pants off rebels!

Its true that jeans do nice things for your rear, but if we had horizontal butt-cheeks, this would be a moot point. BECAUSE HOW THE HELL WOULD PANTS FIT THEN!!!! Yet another reason I should be in charge.

Shorts are great, they show off your legs, and make you look like beach girl barbie. Plus you get a tan, whats to not like? I wear shorts all the time.

What about tights? They give you the coverage of tights, but you can basically feel totally naked. Freakin awesome!!! I wear tights and a long t-shirt, and feel completely free, yet, I'm completely covered. Yoga pants are the same way, you feel naked, but your not!!! (Mind Two adding here. Yoga pants are seriously my favorite things ever. They are super comfy, but let me warn you guys, don't be fooled just because they look like sweats. Yoga pants are like a Wonder Bra for your ass.)

Mother nature needs some Midol, a heating pad, and a cold margarita, then maybe she would make it summer all year long. There is no downfall at all, it's the answer to every ones problems. Except, lets make it snow somewhere random, like Haiti, or South Africa. Just screw with the world.