Thursday, June 21, 2012

Mauritius

Mind one.

Alright, I've got a serious problem. I love seeing where the Blogzies are from, and today I found a reader from...Mauritius. I was confused. I had never heard of this place, honestly I didn't even know it existed. I'm still confused. For those of you too lazy to actually google this. It's a teeny tiny, like speck of spit of an island, of the coast of Madagascar, which isn't that large of an island either, but its off the coast of Africa, which is huge. Mauritius has like, six cities. It's tiny. It's 781 square miles. Let's put some perspective in this. Malhuer county, where the minds live is 9,930 square miles. New york city is 6,720 square miles. This island, is tiny. It was the only known home of the Dodo bird. When explorers first found this island, there wasn't a native population, but since then the island has been settled. Which saddens me slightly cause I was hoping that a random Dodo had survived and was reading the blog. This island is a serious tourist spot for the rich and famous. (Orlando Bloom if your vacationing their. MIND ONE LOVES YOU!!!!)

 Anyways, this is all I've learned today, but at least its something. You my lonely friend! Keep reading.

Well this blog post turned into a school report. I'm just gonna stop now. Mind two your turn!!

Mind Two:
I will fix this.

This island that Mind One speaks of is clearly an island that is owned by someone. (This is where Mind two had stopped when Mind One checked back in. Mind one was not amused....maybe a little.)

Mind one...

I enjoy how you "fixed this"...

Mind two:
Mind One screw you. I wasn't done my computer was being retarded and I had to quit.

Mind Two Continued:
I have this plan where I go to college and then get my dream job and then sell some really dumb invention (think "Snuggie") and become a billionaire and then buy an island and have a beach house there with a spiral staircase and a slide for when you don't feel like walking down the stairs (which is often for me). Anyway, this island is clearly like mine will one day be. And it has a pretty badass name. Also like mine. Privately owned by some lucky guy who got rich quick and didn't know what to do with his money. The whole letting stars vacation there is a pretty swell idea (notice how I refrained from saying great).

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