Madness is Intelligence.

Mind one.

I get told that I'm crazy, insane, or completely mad on a regular basis. I love it. I feel like a freaking evil scientist, like I could take over the world. Keep in mind that even though I look like I have no idea what I'm doing, chances are I have a plan, and ten to back it up. The plans may not be great, but I have them so...suck it.

For those that think I know what I'm doing.




For those that think batman is always a hero.



For those of us wondering What the hell am I doing with this post.


LOOK HOBBITSES.


I actually like running, this is for mind two.

(Go frodo!!!)

For those restaurants that give you like thousands of forks, and then not tell you which freaking fork to use first. I mean seriously.


For those people that don't get my stepbrothers obsession.


For those awkward crotch grabs that happen to all of us. (mind two: or those awkward balls landing on your face...mind one.)


For those of us who have ever tried on a dress without a zipper.


For those of us who rule the world.


How I'm sure filming the avengers actually went.

Mind Two:
I think this is another one of those posts that was supposed to be something and then Mind One learned how to use Tumblr. I can work with this.

For those of you who keep googling "Adam Levine penis"


For those of you that have a hard time explaining things to others


For those of you that have ever taken a test in school


For those of you that think in a positive way, such as "nothing can stop me."


For those of you that have ever been to Grandma's house


For those of you that have a Facebook


For those of you that like to comment on others status'


And finally, reasons that Mind Two does not go running.






If you do see me running, you probably should too.

And one more, for my lab partner.
How I feel every time one thing starts to go wrong.


And then this happens.



And since this post is really going nowhere, Mind Two feels like this would be a great time to explain something. You know when you are texting, and you use the phrase "lol" because you don't know what else to say? Well this is an excellent idea. But not because it means laugh out loud. To me, lol looks like a person drowning. Look at it. The letter L is the arm and the letter o is their head. Now you see it. Which is why I find it great when people text me lol when I want out of a conversation. They mean that was funny, but when I read it, I hear the sound a person would make if they were drowning. Let me give you an example.

Mind Two says something really funny while texting and this is the reply I get.
"You are so right lol"

How most people hear that:
That was really funny. Laughing sounds.

How Mind Two hears it:
You are so right. GWARNGGHHGUUUUGGHHHH  HELP HELP GWARNGGHHGUUGHH.

And now every time you see the phrase "lol" you will think of a drowning person. Your welcome.