What It's Like to Be Single

Mind Two:
As you probably can tell, Mind One and I are single. Very single. Cause men are fuckers. 
Anyway, I was on Pinterest the other day and I came across an article called "What It's Like to Be Single, as told by Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Rebel Wilson". And I thought that I would put it on here because it pretty much describes the minds life as of right now. 
 
 I don't know how I feel about being single.


 Sometimes I'm like, "I got this."


Other days I'm like,
 

Honestly most days I'm like,


But then I see a picture of this guy. (There was originally a different guy here, but he was not as cute, so I changed it)


And all of a sudden I'm like,
 

So you do what any girl would do: brainstorm in the shower.
 

Finally your like, "Yes, I've got it!"
 

All I have to do is penetrate the dating world.


You're right, sorry. Back to dating.
 

The problem is you're not very good at "boys."


Because every time you meet a guy you like,



 Which can be:


and also terrifying:
 

You need to take a chill pill, or


 Because you need to stop saying things like,


Or, (mind one has an awkward love story)
 

Or,



After all, it's only the first date.


So play it cool.


Don't be like,


Don't overreact
 

The food can't be that good.
 

Just be like,
 

Then, when you get home you can tell your friends,
 

But really, don't sweat being single too much. In the end,
 

And even though you might be thinking,
 

You know what?




Because one day you'll meet a nice guy and he'll be like,
 

And on the inside you'll be like,
 

 



But on the outside you'll be like,
 

To which he'll respond, "Duh."
 

And if that doesn't happen just yet, then you can carry on with your normal life.
 

So there you have it.
 

Finally, if anyone is hating on you being single, here is what I have to say about that.




Mind one.

There really isn't a whole lot that can be added to this. But I'll take a stab at it.
Here goes.
Men suck, boys suck, dudes suck, males suck, the entire penile portion of the population SUCKS. But I realize its not all your fault guys, we as girls, fail at life just as hard. (I was going to put suck just as hard there, but that's dirty.)
One day they'll be all into you and flirty just like this.

(Mind Two approves of this picture)


And then some days there just creeps. Like this.


When they're being creepy, as girls we kinda do this. Which is a tiny bit scary.


And then proceed to creep right back


And girls tend to overreact, like when a guy makes eye contact then looks away first with out smiling. This is how we feel.



Plus when we are wearing good ass jeans, we do this shit.




Mostly because we want guys to be like this.


This is every girl in the world when a guy compliments her.






And how we feel around any attractive guys.




I'm laughing to hard. Consider this post a wrap.