This is going to be the post we promised about how Mind One would be Sherlock and I would be her Watson.
Reason #1.
Because Mind One always comes up with ideas, and I always think "This is a really bad idea," and then go ahead and help her out anyway.
Reason #2.
Reason #3.
People often mistake us for being a really cute lesbian couple, WHICH WE ARE NOT.
Reason #4.
But I still love her anyway.
Reason #5.
Sassy McSass pants here, folks.
Reason #6. Because I know how to keep her under control.
Mind one.
Everyone knows Sherlock wouldn't be shit without his Watson, same holds true here because...
1. She keeps me from taking myself too seriously. And we dance like this in the car a lot.
2. I tend to need attention at random times, and she not only tolerates this, but give said attention, with only mild disgruntled expressions.
3. No matter how many times people assume we're lesbians together, she still goes out in public with me, because she's a freaking saint.
4. I'm a huge jerk, and generally don't care about hurting peoples feelings. Mind two acts as a buffer, apologizer, and filter all at once for which we are all grateful.
5. Many people hear "punch me in the face" while I talk, and she rarely does. So thanks for that.
6. She lets me be an overdramatic asswagon. And if you haven't ever felt the power of whipping a scarf off like this, go do it right now. Feel the power Kronk.
7. My eating habits closely resemble "unsupervised-five-year-old-at-a-birthday-party" and she tolerates that. Because dipping lime chips in chocolate frosting is fucking delicious.
8. She's mastered the disappointed parent face, which is key because I don't believe in "behaving".
9. I love batman. I am the batman. She has to deal with this.
10. But most importantly my "people skills" are "rusty" and even when I'm trying to help, that element of compassion is missing. She brings that.
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