Mind one.
I've been told that I find across as unfriendly. That is just crap. I'm incredibly easy to befriend. If you know the right things. So here is a checklist to see if you could hang with mind one.
I've been told that I find across as unfriendly. That is just crap. I'm incredibly easy to befriend. If you know the right things. So here is a checklist to see if you could hang with mind one.
Not only do you want to be involved in the hunger games, you want to win that shit.
Chances are that the music you listen to hits nearly every genre known to man.
You either become utterly obsessed over something, or remain completely disinterested.
Food. If any shape or form isn't safe around you.
Caffeine is a large part of your diet, which is impressive considering your ability to shovel food in.
Three words: Bitchy. Resting. Face.
Disney anything. Followed by a horror movie is normal.
Nicholas Sparks anything is not to be watched.
War movies are acceptable viewing material anytime.
Christmas music belongs in the same box of shame as the twilight series. (Mind Two: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!)
Dressing attractively will not happen me than two days in a row.
Dressing like a homeless grandmother will happen for weeks on end and that's okay.
Diet, fat-free, sugar-free, or anything along those lines will not be eaten. Take your calories like a real woman.
Sexual jokes will be made, in every conversation.
Having a brain to mouth filter hasn't happened since the first grade.
Locking yourself in your room and watching days of netflix on end is perfectly fine. In fact if you don't do this, something is probably wrong.
Everything is better with music. Everything. Whilst listening to music worlds could be won.
Chances are that the music you listen to hits nearly every genre known to man.
You either become utterly obsessed over something, or remain completely disinterested.
Food. If any shape or form isn't safe around you.
Caffeine is a large part of your diet, which is impressive considering your ability to shovel food in.
Three words: Bitchy. Resting. Face.
Disney anything. Followed by a horror movie is normal.
Nicholas Sparks anything is not to be watched.
War movies are acceptable viewing material anytime.
Christmas music belongs in the same box of shame as the twilight series. (Mind Two: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!)
Dressing attractively will not happen me than two days in a row.
Dressing like a homeless grandmother will happen for weeks on end and that's okay.
Diet, fat-free, sugar-free, or anything along those lines will not be eaten. Take your calories like a real woman.
Sexual jokes will be made, in every conversation.
Having a brain to mouth filter hasn't happened since the first grade.
Locking yourself in your room and watching days of netflix on end is perfectly fine. In fact if you don't do this, something is probably wrong.
Everything is better with music. Everything. Whilst listening to music worlds could be won.
Mind two:
Lipgloss. If you also own 40 tubes of lipgloss, but have worn two of them maybe once, we could be friends.
Lipgloss. If you also own 40 tubes of lipgloss, but have worn two of them maybe once, we could be friends.
If you believe a can of frosting is a perfectly acceptable food choice, we can be friends.
If the only things you enjoy about fall are pie and hot coffee, we can be friends.
If you like country music, we can be friends.
If you are ok with sexual jokes, we can be friends. Because if you leave the sexual innuendo door open even the slightest bit, I will come crashing through it like the kool-aid man.
If you like to discuss the things you see on pinterest, FUCK YES WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
If you are not opposed to swearing, excessively, we can be friends.
If you make me food, we can be friends. But not cupcakes. Because I am the fucking queen of making cupcakes and if you try to take my crown I will stab you with it and then wipe the blood off on my apron.
Also you can't be opposed to slightly graphic descriptions. Of anything.
And if you bring me coffee without me asking you, I will automatically love you forever and ever.
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