The other day someone informed me that I would be a great teacher. After I finished laughing hysterically, I proceeded to destroy that idea. I would not be a good teacher. And here is why.
1. I would not deal with skipping class.
2. I'd be the asshole teacher that when a kid did skip my class I would have a pop quiz. Worth like thirty points, and it wouldn't be something you could make up later unless you had an excused absence. And the questions would be things like. "What color is my shirt? What is the color of the ceiling? What are the colors of the American flag?"
3.
Mind two:
Honestly, I would be anything that let's me wear a crown.
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