THE BRITISH ARE COMING

Mind one.

Mind Two:
You whore. When I get on and start a post with nothing in it, you go all pinterest on me and post a ton of pictures about not finishing things. And then you throw this at me, with a cool title that makes me all interested and stuff. If you did this on the other new post, too...

Mind one.
Mind one wishes you to calm your shit, I had a perfectly valid reason for starting this post and then not typing anything. Pinterest away if you really have to, then you'll never know what I was going to do! Slut. NAKED TAYLOR LAUTNER. (Yeah, I'll explain this later.)

Mind one for real.

Remember that war we fought a long time ago for our independence and shit. And we kicked their ass clear across the Atlantic? Ring any bells? Well we are being invaded again, in the form of boy bands, and actors. They are taking us over, one raging hormone bound teenage girl at a time. Seriously though, everyone's all "OMFG ONE DIRECTION!!!"...And I'm over here like, "Yeah, one direction, five erections. Someone's getting left out."

What is it that everyone loves about these people? Yes, they are British, and that's pretty sick, because you know, they sound like harry potter. And harry potter rules the world.

Someone tweeted the other day. "Omg, what would you do if all the guys from 1D came up and introduced themselves to you?" People are replying with their freaky ass sexual fantasies, and all I can think is.
"Haven't you people seen Taken? You don't just get naked with some random foreign kid, specifically not a group of them."

All these debates going on about which one is better, and I'm still trying to figure out if the one with the swoop hair was dating taylor swift. Honestly, can't we just number them? Like thing one and thing two? Or maybe they could wear name tags.

I realize this a rampage, but I honestly don't get whats so great about them. When they first came out I was trying to figure out what HP movie they were extras in. Like maybe they were killed in the battle for Hogwarts or something. Then they start singing and I'm sitting here like.



Mind Two:

All you girls out there that think One Direction is so hot, let me show you something.











(M1. BRADLEY COOPER EVERYONE. BRADLEY COOPER)










I think I have proven my point, but one last picture. Because baseball is America's favorite sport, the perfect uniform.



Mind one again.
ALL HAIL THE BASEBALL PANTS.