That's a Whole Other Fantasy

Mind one.
You ever catch yourself in one of those weird moments. You know, when you're talking, doing, thinking about, watching, or reading something really weird. Like this. I've done this.

And someone catches you.

They saw it all. They know. And you're mind just short circuits and you try to laugh it off, but that never works.



I've got the answer, I know how to fix this. When ever you have a moment like this. Look them dead in the face, then giggle and say, "But that's a whole other fantasy." Or slight variations of that phrase. Just capture the essence.
Ill show you some examples, this works I promise.

Trying to find you're straw without looking down? (Happens to me when I read, a lot.)


Turn look at the person that saw you making sweet love to the bendy straw, wink at them then shrug and say. "But that's a whole other fantasy."

When you are trying to stretch your neck out in class, and someone is watching...

Look at them, be sure to leave your head at the creepiest possible angle, and poker face straight say. "I had a whole other fantasy."

When you play with a friends hair and it's been too long and crosses into rape-istan.



Smile sweetly and whisper. "That could be a whole new fantasy."

When you develop an instant bond with your friends dog. (I did this to mind two.)


Put the dog down, pat its head, then you're friends head while looking concerned for them, and say. "That's your fantasy."

When mind one is dancing with one of her friends, and a guy asks to cut in. (Generally with the friend, no one loves m1.)


I start dancing like this. Then get way up in the guys personal space and murmur, "That can be your new fantasy."

When the minds see a hot guy in public. We tend to do this, and people stare.

After this happens, go up to the attractive man in question and slip him your number and ask. "Can I be your new fantasy?"




Follow mind one's advice, because the witnesses to your weirdness will not know what to do. They'll just turn to the person next to them and say.
 
Because they hope whatever it is you have, isn't catching.


Mind Two:
I am going to try this. Someday when Mind One and I become really famous for this blog and we do like a signing or whatever bloggers do instead of book signings, people are going to be coming up and introducing themselves. And Mind One and I will just be all "that's a whole other fantasy." Example:

*Fan comes up to the Minds*


If you ever do this, the Minds are just going to be all:

But that's a whole other fantasy.

Mind Two also has a great phrase to tack on to the end of sentences.
If you have ever seen Avatar, the TV show not the movie, then you remember this.
"But everything changed when the fire nation attacked."

And it works with pretty much every sentence.
Examples:

When your teacher asks why you didn't turn in your homework and they give you this face.


I had it done, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.



When you are trying to get out of something that is boring.

No, I can't go, because everything changed when the fire nation attacked.


When someone catches you dancing really weird, just say this.
I used to dance like this,

but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Still don't believe me? Lets try it with some of Mind One's "that's a whole other fantasy"

When you are trying to stretch your neck out in class, and someone is watching...

Look at them, be sure to leave your head at the creepiest possible angle, and poker face straight say. "I had a whole other fantasy." But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

It even works for Harry Potter.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley were quite proud of their normal lifestyle.


But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.