Duck Season

Mind one here!

I have one word for you, and that word is manikins. Those things, are the scariest shit ever, I understand the need for a store to model some select outfits, but this could happen with strategically place clothes hangers. I have seen many strange manikins in my life, but there are a few that top the list.

First off, dressing your manikin like a whore.
Unless the name of your store is "Forever Slutty" you should probably dress your manikins, a little more modestly. If I see one more manikin wearing a red bra and a netting shirt, I will lose my mind. Also, underwear on a manikin? Seriously? If your goal is to sell clothes, may I suggest you do not give the manikins panty lines. Nothing says, "avoid this store, our clothes SUCK!" quite like a nice panty line in the front window.

Secondly, eyes.
Just. Don't. Do. It. Manikins, are just big dolls, and a vast majority of them are all one color, and have no defined facial features. This is for a reason, because giant dolls with life like eyes staring down at you while you're trying to pick out pants, is scary shit. Just the eyes too, and why is that? You already crossed the line, might as well put some harlot red lipstick, and blush on the things while you're at it. "Forever Slutty" strikes again.

Thirdly, the duck face.
WHAT IN THE FREAKING HELL MADE YOU CREATE A MANIKIN WITH THE DUCK FACE?????????!!!!!!!!!! I hate the duck face, because well...


You look like that. No one likes that. (Lady, if you're reading this, calm your tits.)
Not only was this manikin going hardcore duckface, oh no, she was doing that whole Jersey Turnpike move. Like this.


Who does this??? I imagine the board of the manikin company having a meeting like this.
"We need to attract the young crowd with our life size doll things!!!"
"What about the duck face? I hear that is soooo the new shiiit maan!!!"
"Good start Steve!! We need more! More more more!!!"
"Lets have the manikin stick out its ass!!!"
"You're a genius Frank, a damn genius."

STOP THIS MADNESS.
And yes, we did take a picture of this manikin, mind two will post it somewhere below here.

Mind Two:

I made it extra large so you could really get the full effect of this madness. I am also a tiny bit sorry for the damage this has probably done to your eyes.
 (M1. I forgot to mention they were bald. Nice. Also its like ass on ass raping the other manikin.)