Guess what?!
MIND ONE AND I ARE SENIORS!!!!!
And since we are officially the upperclassmen and about to embark upon the wonderful journey of life, I think it's time to share some things we learned with you. Pretty much just an add on to Teen Code.
I'll go first.
Life is like spicy food. What you do today, might burn you in the ass tomorrow. (Stolen from The Boy Who Ripped His Pants!)
There is always an appropriate time for a Harry Potter reference. ALWAYS.
Trading your heart for another liver, so you can drink more and care less might sound appealing, but it probably won't happen, so man up and face your problems. But if you do find a way for this option to work, let me know.
Do not have a huge list of attractive items in a girl. This isn't Build a Bitch Workshop. Find someone you can talk to and care about.
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. And muffins are healthy. So eat a cupcake every now and then, for health reasons.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan on your spaghetti, you stop being friends with them. Right that second. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
If someone breaks your heart, don't dwell on it and be sad.
Coffee totally counts as a vegetable, and I feel completely justified with my lifestyle choices.
Everybody has bad days.
Some people aren't idiots, they just do a lot of dumb stuff.
It's always a good idea to make friends with your lab partner. It's easier to forgive a friend for almost accidently blowing you up.
Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing.
If someone calls you ugly, give them a hug. Life is hard for the visually impaired.
Shorts are pants made awesome.
Spiders are little pieces of death wrapped in scary and it is perfectly acceptable to scream when you see one.
Always shoot for the stars, because even if you miss, you're in freaking space!
Plus side of living in a small town: if you don't have your life figured out, ask someone else. They will know!
Be fucking polite.
Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.
It's just a penis. Can't be any worse for you than smoking.(Mind One was clearly impressed with this one)
If no one from the future comes to stop you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it really be?
Take life as it comes in your face and runs down your chin.
Mind one.
For some reason our school decided that we seniors didn't need to leave senior quotes in the yearbook, so mind two and I are compiling a list of wisdom to leave behind for future generations.
Sex in empty classrooms is reserved for upper classmen.
Pooping is for at home, no shitting at school.
Treat the hallways like a road, stay to the right or be run over by a senior much bigger than you.
Pick a teacher to depend on, because having an adult to depend on at school is fantastic.
Don't trust anyone. Don't leave your homework with a friend, and don't trust the people in your group for projects.
Dress code will be enforced roughly four weeks out of the year, two at the beginning and two at the end, don't use this as an excuse to dress like a whore.
There will be teachers you hate with an all consuming passion, passive aggressive sarcasm is a good outlet.
Be nice to the janitor, they are people too, and I go out of my way to say hello at least once a day.
Shower, every day. The middle school days of drenching yourself in Axe or perfume are over.
There are classes where doing all of the homework will do absolutely nothing for your grade.
There are classes where doing the homework will be the only thing to save your grade.
The librarian is actually the devil incarnate.
Don't worry yourself about being popular, because the only thing that spreads faster than drama in the in circle of any school is the STD's.
It's the job of a senior to not give a shit, don't take it personally.
High school relationships are like taco bell, it seems like a good idea at first, until you end up sobbing on the toilet.
It's easiest to just not eat the school food, bag lunch it until you can leave for food.
There are places in the school that will creep you out, and those places will not get any less creepy.
Don't set your heart on a perfect ideal of high school, by senior year you will be miles away from it.
Listen to your gut, always.
PDA in the halls between every class will get you yelled at by staff, and slammed into lockers by students.
Netflix is your best friend and worst enemy.
Don't drive like an asshole in the parking lot.
Having a nice jacked up truck in high school is just about as important as snowboots in the Sahara.
It's easier to be the honest asshole, than the lying saint.
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