The Greatest Insults Of All Time.

Mind one.
I'm a really angry person a lot of the time, and so I shall compile a list of the greatest insults ever. Both original and quoted. Pictures and just words.

"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
"Shut up! You'll never be half the man your mother is."
"You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!"
"If I had a dick this is where I would tell you to suck it." (Betty White ladies and gentlemen)
"If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards."
"You're so ugly even Chris Brown wouldn't hit that."
"If I wanted a joke I would of followed you into the john and watched you take a leak."
“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.”
“You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.”
"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."
"It was nothing like that, penis-breath!”
"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole."
"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"You're just the afterbirth, Eli, slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece."
"Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck."
"You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty."
"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
"Hey, ASSBUTT."
"Fuck face, fuck weasel, fuck stain, fuck stick, fuck wit, fucking fucker fuck."
"You are the  biggest douche I've ever encountered. Even Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't douche with you."

Mind Two:
"You weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, were you?"
"Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin."
"You are proof that evolution can go in reverse."
"I'm going to throw a water balloon at you. Like, I don't want to hurt to you, but I do want to ruin your day."
"Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control."
"I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass."
"Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."
"Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake."
"You're a smelly pirate hooker."
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
"Bitch, I don't wanna talk to you. You a bitch. And a slut!"
"I hate your stinking guts. You are the scum between my toes. You make me vomit."
"You sissified tweety bird." (m1. This gets me...)
"Who you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?"
"Chicken legs! Say that to my face, you limp noodle!"
"I've had a perfectly lovely evening. But this wasn't it."
"Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork."