Things that annoy us.

Mind one.
As you should of figured out by now, the minds are seriously easy to annoy. Speech patterns are a big one for me. I can't handle the way some people string their words together. All of this will make sense soon. Maybe. It's unlikely. The minds were talking today though and decided, that in order to capture the mind's ever changing facial expressions we need to make a video. You read that right. We are making a movie!!! Not really, it'll probably be like five minutes long, but oh well. The point is, we are making a step up. Think of it as a celebration, like a Christmas special. Even though Christmas is months away, and by the time we actually film this, it'll probably be months past.

List of annoying things.

Forgetting what the hell I was doing with this post.

Mind Two (Shania):
I have no idea where you are going with this one so I am not going to try and finish it. But things that annoy me...
They never actually told us how to get to sesame street.
Tampon commercials(to be further explained on video post)

Mind one (Billie).

I don't even remember what I was doing here. Lets just call this a bust. And a random post to do random things on. *Barrel roll*


Mind Two:
Random Picture Adventure!!! (the second)

Ways to say "Bro" when bro won't cut it.









A picture that describes the Minds, which are redheads.
















Mind One, I believe that you need a batdog:)






M1
Well. Mind two clearly shouldn't be left alone on a post. So I'm just going to post this and hope for the best.

School...the 12 Year Death Sentence

Mind Two:

Every year for nine months, we are stuck in this prison.


I have no idea where I was going with this one. Mind One, feel free to jump in.

Mind Two again:
New Idea!!

I will turn this into a picture post about my school day and the differences between the upperclassmen and lowerclassmen.

School Picture Adventure!!

How my teachers think of themselves:


 During any class that I have to pay attention in:


How I felt the first day of school as a freshman:


 When everyone is standing in a cluster around MY desk and I am trying to sit down, I am just like:


 When my best friend says she is going home:


 When the teacher says the assignment is actually short and they could have made it longer, I'm just like:


 As a freshman:


 As a junior/senior:


 Monday:


 When the teacher says you can't do this assignment the night before:


 When two of my friends want to see my assignment, I am just like:


When someone you don't know very well is having a meltdown in class:


When someone asks for a drink of my coffee in the morning:


When you unexpectedly have a substitute teacher:


When you are talking and the teacher asks if you have your assignment done:


When I ask someone for help and someone else answers:


When someone says school was easy:


The last day of the week:
 

When I explain what actually goes on during school to relatives, they're just like:


 Freshman Hallway:


 When your friend asks where you put their stuff:


 When my partner and I ace a project:


 When the teacher gives you an extra day for an assignment:


When the teacher decides to let it be a "work day":


Thursday morning:


When I walk into a class where everyone is talking and the teacher is gone:


When someone tells me that the last two years of high school are easy, I am just like:


When I realize we have a four day weekend:

Adam Levine AGAIN

Mind one. If the title of this post doesn't make sense, go read this first.
This is another X-Rated Mary Poppins post. Just saying

Okay, so I realize I probably opened the door on this one, but all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones. Googling things such as. "Adam Levine penis size" and "Adam Levine penis pics" is just not okay. Adam Levine clearly doesn't want you to see his penis, otherwise, you would be finding those pictures, and not our blog. Not that I don't want you to find the blog, and read it, and love it. But I don't want you to find the blog while on a penis hunt. Please come back and read our blog after you finish...whatever it is your doing. (NOT ON THE KEYBOARD!!!)
Okay, I just watched O' Brother where art thou? and now I made myself think of a quote.
"Oh George, not the livestock."
So I am going to rewrite this quote as.
"Oh reader, not the keyboard."
STOP SEARCHING FOR HIS PENIS. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO FIND IT. And if, dear reader, you just feel you cannot live without seeing his penis. Find him, and ask him politely, like any sane, normal female.

Mind Two:
I would just like to point out that Mind Two is sticking to this whole different font thing even if Mind One won't and even if it is a pain. But I am still doing it because I am a good blogger.

Also this "all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones." just made me laugh hysterically.  And I have no idea why.

So for all ya'll horny women, here are a few pictures that made me think of you.

"I finally found Adam Levine's penis!"




 This is the face you probably made when you found out other women were googling Adam Levine.

"I will cut you"


"This blog is NOT Adam Levine's penis."
 








 

Fairy wings.

Mind one.
I have a problem, and  its called, startapostneverfinishititis. And its shitty. Thanks for asking. Life long disease, no cure in sight. Damn.
I started this post, with a very specific idea in mind, and now, I have no idea what I was planning on talking about. This happens all the time, so now, this will be a post about why I never finish my freaking posts.

1. I can't find a song I want to listen to, and spend half an hour on youtube song bouncing.
2. I get bored, get on facebook, and start playing SongPop
3. I lose track of what.
4. I don't even know what I was saying on number three, point made.
5. I try to blog at school, but then I make eye contact with sexy people across the room and oh look....gurrrl look at that body. (Mind Two jumping in here. She is talking about me, in case you were wondering)
6. Blogger hates my spelling.
7. Mind two. She is distracting me, showing my pictures and whatnot.
8. Some girl is muttering about Shrek, and I'm not sure what to do.
9. Cast boy almost knocked all my crap off the table, bad cast boy.
10. I now have a kindle and will never achieve anything in my life again.


And I keep finding hilarious things on pintrest. I also love lord of the rings. So I end up leaping around my living room fighting invisible orc armies, instead of blogging, or school work, or anything really.

Mind Two:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha it lets me type at school!!!!

Things Disney Taught Me

Mind Two:

Alright, I know this is kind of a repetitive topic, but I have a few new enlightenment's to share with you. Everyone talks about everything Disney taught them, but I am going to show you all my theories.

Disney taught me that I need to hang out in the woods more often.
Every Disney princess who has fallen madly in love, has fallen madly in love because of the woods. Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Belle (from Beauty and the Beast), Pocohontas, there is some debate over Mulan, and the girl from Tangled (the one with the long hair) (mind one here, really, the one with the long hair?? her name is Rapunzel, and opposed to the girl from tangled with the weave?). So ladies, if you want to find yourself a man, go camping or hiking or climb a tree. But seriously, if you have the sudden urge to get married, find a forest.

If you want incredible, flowing hair, throw away your hairbursh and make a raccoon your best friend. (Like Pocohontas, in case you didn't get that reference). Seriously, she has this amazing hair and not ONCE in the movie does she pull out her brush. It is all long and flowing, like a black waterfall. (M1 here. I like that by the way, its a gun, and now I shall refer to myself as M1, and your hair is red my friend.)

It is totally ok to talk to strangers, because if they happen to be handsome, you will marry them.
Really? Because if this were true, I would have been married 5 times by now. I thought these movies were supposed to be for little kids! Wrong! If you haven't seen the princess movies in awhile, go back and watch them and see how many of the dirty jokes you can catch.



Take that, Prince Charming!!









M1: I told you I would use this, and I shall.