Thursday, January 23, 2014

Not So Happily Ever After

Mind one.
Single. Again. So I'm making a post about break ups. With Disney, and various other hilarious things about becoming single (AKA awesome) again.


I made a list of all the reasons we should get back together.
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Of course its you and not me. I am fabulous and you aren't.
I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
Funny Breakup Ecard: You deserve someone worse. Kinda wish i would've told a select few exes that!
Funny breakup
Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: My Ex? Yeah I'd still hit that . . . with a bus.: I apologize for the crushing disappointment that you'll feel while dating every girl after me. That's probably going to suck!
Funny Breakup Ecard: You are my biggest disappointment since Google.
Breakup awesomeness!  Too funny - hahaha   -breakupchicken
Truth.
It wasn't a waste of time! Being with you really helped me appreciate how good I had it when I was single.
Mind two:















Alright, Clearly I am at a better place now, than where I was previously, but just remember ladies, whenever a guy breaks your heart, it's his fault, not yours, and eating that whole can of frosting is totally okay.