Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Super Massive Black Hole of Depression

Mind Two:
So I was on buzzfeed.com the other day and came across an article called "9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine." And since our blog is so often found by Googling Adam Levine and his body parts, I thought, might as well put this on the blog.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

Adam Levine has officially sworn off marriage. That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking around the world.

1. He's adorable.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

2. He has the voice of a million angels.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

3. He's super-hot.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

4. He looks like a really great kisser.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

5. He's got a great bromance with Blake Shelton.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

6. He looks amazing in just a white T-shirt.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

7. He's got the moves like Jagger.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

8. He's funny.

He's funny.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

(Yes, that is Adam Levine running in the background.)

(Showing Shakira how an oaf looks)

9. He looks even hotter with a baby.

He looks even hotter with a baby.

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

Also,

Dear Members of Maroon 5 that are not Adam Levine,

How does it feel to be part of a famous band and have no one know your name?

Adam Levine. More like A-DAMN Levine.

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