Mind one.
As you should of figured out by now, the minds are seriously easy to annoy. Speech patterns are a big one for me. I can't handle the way some people string their words together. All of this will make sense soon. Maybe. It's unlikely. The minds were talking today though and decided, that in order to capture the mind's ever changing facial expressions we need to make a video. You read that right. We are making a movie!!! Not really, it'll probably be like five minutes long, but oh well. The point is, we are making a step up. Think of it as a celebration, like a Christmas special. Even though Christmas is months away, and by the time we actually film this, it'll probably be months past.
List of annoying things.
Forgetting what the hell I was doing with this post.
Mind Two (Shania):
I have no idea where you are going with this one so I am not going to try and finish it. But things that annoy me...
They never actually told us how to get to sesame street.
Tampon commercials(to be further explained on video post)
Mind one (Billie).
I don't even remember what I was doing here. Lets just call this a bust. And a random post to do random things on. *Barrel roll*
Mind Two:
Random Picture Adventure!!! (the second)
Ways to say "Bro" when bro won't cut it.
A picture that describes the Minds, which are redheads.
Mind One, I believe that you need a batdog:)
M1
Well. Mind two clearly shouldn't be left alone on a post. So I'm just going to post this and hope for the best.
A blog created by two brilliant minds. Mind one and Mind two are not two sides of the same coin, but rather multiple side of the same die. (As in singular dice) We're snarky, blunt, sarcastic, and altogther probably not as funny as we think we are, but you're the one reading this. Judge for yourself. Now step into our lair. *screeching horror music*
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
School...the 12 Year Death Sentence
Mind Two:
Every year for nine months, we are stuck in this prison.
I have no idea where I was going with this one. Mind One, feel free to jump in.
Mind Two again:
New Idea!!
I will turn this into a picture post about my school day and the differences between the upperclassmen and lowerclassmen.
School Picture Adventure!!
How my teachers think of themselves:
During any class that I have to pay attention in:
How I felt the first day of school as a freshman:
When everyone is standing in a cluster around MY desk and I am trying to sit down, I am just like:
When my best friend says she is going home:
When the teacher says the assignment is actually short and they could have made it longer, I'm just like:
As a freshman:
As a junior/senior:
Monday:
When the teacher says you can't do this assignment the night before:
When two of my friends want to see my assignment, I am just like:
When someone you don't know very well is having a meltdown in class:
When someone asks for a drink of my coffee in the morning:
When you unexpectedly have a substitute teacher:
When you are talking and the teacher asks if you have your assignment done:
When I ask someone for help and someone else answers:
When someone says school was easy:
The last day of the week:
When I explain what actually goes on during school to relatives, they're just like:
Freshman Hallway:
When your friend asks where you put their stuff:
When my partner and I ace a project:
When the teacher gives you an extra day for an assignment:
When the teacher decides to let it be a "work day":
Thursday morning:
When I walk into a class where everyone is talking and the teacher is gone:
When someone tells me that the last two years of high school are easy, I am just like:
When I realize we have a four day weekend:
Every year for nine months, we are stuck in this prison.
I have no idea where I was going with this one. Mind One, feel free to jump in.
Mind Two again:
New Idea!!
I will turn this into a picture post about my school day and the differences between the upperclassmen and lowerclassmen.
School Picture Adventure!!
How my teachers think of themselves:
During any class that I have to pay attention in:
How I felt the first day of school as a freshman:
When everyone is standing in a cluster around MY desk and I am trying to sit down, I am just like:
When my best friend says she is going home:
When the teacher says the assignment is actually short and they could have made it longer, I'm just like:
As a freshman:
As a junior/senior:
Monday:
When the teacher says you can't do this assignment the night before:
When two of my friends want to see my assignment, I am just like:
When someone you don't know very well is having a meltdown in class:
When someone asks for a drink of my coffee in the morning:
When you unexpectedly have a substitute teacher:
When you are talking and the teacher asks if you have your assignment done:
When I ask someone for help and someone else answers:
When someone says school was easy:
The last day of the week:
When I explain what actually goes on during school to relatives, they're just like:
Freshman Hallway:
When your friend asks where you put their stuff:
When my partner and I ace a project:
When the teacher gives you an extra day for an assignment:
When the teacher decides to let it be a "work day":
Thursday morning:
When I walk into a class where everyone is talking and the teacher is gone:
When someone tells me that the last two years of high school are easy, I am just like:
When I realize we have a four day weekend:
Monday, November 12, 2012
Adam Levine AGAIN
Mind one. If the title of this post doesn't make sense, go read this first.
This is another X-Rated Mary Poppins post. Just saying
Okay, so I realize I probably opened the door on this one, but all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones. Googling things such as. "Adam Levine penis size" and "Adam Levine penis pics" is just not okay. Adam Levine clearly doesn't want you to see his penis, otherwise, you would be finding those pictures, and not our blog. Not that I don't want you to find the blog, and read it, and love it. But I don't want you to find the blog while on a penis hunt. Please come back and read our blog after you finish...whatever it is your doing. (NOT ON THE KEYBOARD!!!)
Okay, I just watched O' Brother where art thou? and now I made myself think of a quote.
"Oh George, not the livestock."
So I am going to rewrite this quote as.
"Oh reader, not the keyboard."
STOP SEARCHING FOR HIS PENIS. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO FIND IT. And if, dear reader, you just feel you cannot live without seeing his penis. Find him, and ask him politely, like any sane, normal female.
Mind Two:
I would just like to point out that Mind Two is sticking to this whole different font thing even if Mind One won't and even if it is a pain. But I am still doing it because I am a good blogger.
Also this "all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones." just made me laugh hysterically. And I have no idea why.
So for all ya'll horny women, here are a few pictures that made me think of you.
"I finally found Adam Levine's penis!"
This is the face you probably made when you found out other women were googling Adam Levine.
"I will cut you"
"This blog is NOT Adam Levine's penis."
This is another X-Rated Mary Poppins post. Just saying
Okay, so I realize I probably opened the door on this one, but all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones. Googling things such as. "Adam Levine penis size" and "Adam Levine penis pics" is just not okay. Adam Levine clearly doesn't want you to see his penis, otherwise, you would be finding those pictures, and not our blog. Not that I don't want you to find the blog, and read it, and love it. But I don't want you to find the blog while on a penis hunt. Please come back and read our blog after you finish...whatever it is your doing. (NOT ON THE KEYBOARD!!!)
Okay, I just watched O' Brother where art thou? and now I made myself think of a quote.
"Oh George, not the livestock."
So I am going to rewrite this quote as.
"Oh reader, not the keyboard."
STOP SEARCHING FOR HIS PENIS. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO FIND IT. And if, dear reader, you just feel you cannot live without seeing his penis. Find him, and ask him politely, like any sane, normal female.
Mind Two:
I would just like to point out that Mind Two is sticking to this whole different font thing even if Mind One won't and even if it is a pain. But I am still doing it because I am a good blogger.
Also this "all ya'll horny women on the Internet need to get a goddamn grip on your hormones." just made me laugh hysterically. And I have no idea why.
So for all ya'll horny women, here are a few pictures that made me think of you.
"I finally found Adam Levine's penis!"
This is the face you probably made when you found out other women were googling Adam Levine.
"I will cut you"
"This blog is NOT Adam Levine's penis."
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